"Elizabeth
Ferrars" ("E.X. Ferrars") is the pseudonym of prolific,
long-lived British mystery writer, Morna Brown, who wrote seventy-one
detective novels and filled two short story collections over a period
of half a century – between 1940 and 1995. I thought the last
holdouts of the British Golden Age were Gladys
Mitchell (The Crozier Pharaohs, 1984) and Michael Innes
(Appleby
and the Ospreys, 1986), but Ferrars still had enough gas in
the tank to go another decade. In his blog-post “The
Country Cottage Murders of Elizabeth Ferrars,” Curt Evans wrote
that "had Ferrars not suddenly expired in 1995 at the age of 87,
there's every reason to believe that she would have keep going with
her writing, perhaps even into the 21st century" as "there's
no sense of the steep mental slippage" marring the later works
of so many of her contemporaries.
I
only sampled a
few of Ferrars' detective novels over the years, while Give a
Corpse a Bad Name (1940), Death in Botanist's Bay (1941)
and The March Hare Murders (1949) have not moved an inch
towards the top of the big pile in years. Recently, the name Ferrars
came back to my attention and decided to move her up the pile
starting with her second short story collection.

The
Casebook of Jonas P. Jonas and Other Mysteries (2012), published
by Crippen & Landru and introduced by John Cooper, collects
seventeen short-shorts and short stories. The first six short-shorts
feature a retired private investigator, Jonas P. Jonas, who badgered
the wife of his nephew, a professional writer, to put his past
triumphs to paper – fitting considering their publication date.
Cooper writes in his introduction the stories were published "during
one week in 1958 from December 8 until December 13 in the London
Evening Standard" ("...a pre-Christmas treat for the readers
of this newspaper"). So a retired detective trying to get his
memoirs written at the very tail-end of the late, late Golden Age is
a great premise, but only the first two stories are noteworthy with
the remaining four being little more than amusing anecdotes.In "The Case of the Two Questions," Jonas tells the story of the
time a woman came to him with two strange questions. Can a middle
aged woman go out of room, grab a rifle, run a hundred yards to shoot
a man and come back within five minutes "without puffing for
breath or having a hair of her head disarranged"? And is it
possible for "a car to be driven through a watersplash and back
again, without its tires getting wet"? Ferrars spins a clever
detective story out of these question covering less than a handful of
pages and its short length is its only drawback. A slightly longer
treatment of the plot-idea would have made for a first-rate howdunit
bordering on an impossible crime.
The
second story, "The Case of the Blue Bowl," is the short-short
done to near perfection. Jonas recalls the first time he heard about
how birds learned to poke through the tops of milk bottles left on
doorsteps to get to the milky cream. This fact came to his attention
while investigating the disappearance and subsequent murder of a
village miser, Old Mrs. Toombs, who was supposed to have a small
fortune sewn up in her mattress. Jonas shrewdly uses this knowledge
in combination with the titular blue bowl left on the victim's
doorstep to deliver her murderer to the hangman. A fine example of
the detective short-short and even better as a miniature replication
of the British village mysteries of the 1930s.
Not
much can be said about the other four short-shorts as they're little
more than thinly-plotted, mostly forgettable anecdotes. "The Case
of the Auction Catalogue" finds Jonas aboard a train when a woman
is found strangled in the end compartment and the first suspect is
the passenger who hurriedly left the train at the previous stop, but
Jonas demonstrates his innocence based on an auction catalogue the
suspect left behind. "The Case of the Left Hand" has Jonas recall
the time he had to go to a pub to identify a wanted criminal in
disguise and only knows the suspect has a partially paralyzed left
hand. Jonas helps an old woman in "Invitation to Murder – One the
Party Line" who believes "she'd
been listening to a murder being plotted on the telephone."
The last story of this short-lived series, "A Lipstick Smear Points
to the Killer," comes the closest to matching the first two stories
and concerns an elderly man found dead sitting next to the fire with
a cup of coffee on the arm of the chair – an inexplicable half-moon
of lipstick on the rim. But in the end, too slight to match the first
two stories.
So
an enjoyable enough series of short-shorts and loved the premise of a
retired detective trying to get his memoirs ("nostalgic memories
of crime and criminals") committed to paper in 1958. I just
wish all the stories were either as good as "The Case of the Blue
Bowl" or came with a somewhat substantial plot like "The Case of
the Two Questions" to make this series a little more than an
amusing genre curio/footnote.
The
other eleven mysteries in The Casebook of Jonas P. Jonas and Other
Mysteries are not classically-plotted detective stories, but
darker, character-driven crime fiction of the modern school. So not
every single story in this section is going to be to my taste, which
you should keep in mind when I'm giving some of the stories a short
shrift. I do like a good inverted mystery with a biting twist and
this collection has a few of them.

The
first of these stories is "Custody," originally published in A
Suit of Diamonds (1990), which follows Ray Bagstock in tracking
down his ex-wife and children to the small town of Dillingford. Ray
is determined to take the children away from Lucille and move abroad,
because she's a bad mother and a violent fight over this ended in a
divorce with Lucille getting custody of their two children – which
proves to be easier planned than executed. Particularly when becoming
the prime suspect in the brutal murder of his landlady. And the care
he took in covering his tracks in finding his ex-wife only makes him
look even more suspicious. Surprisingly, the depressingly dark
conclusion is more opportunistic than the carefully laid trap I
expected, but somehow it worked. Even though it required the shocking
incompetence of the police to get to there."The
Trap" was published in the May, 1961, issue of My Home and
is a throwback to Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's "The Adventure of the
Copper Beeches." Miss Isobel Allen takes the position of an
elderly, invalided woman, Mrs. Buckle, who lives remote cottage.
Isobel was hired by Mrs. Buckle's sister, Jean Chantry, but she
notices something is off as soon as she arrives and even gets an
ominous warning, "if unkindness is all you encounter in this
house, Miss Allen, you'll be lucky" ("you should prepare
yourself for far worse things"). Things move on from there. All
I can say about this story is that the ending doesn't feel like the
cop-out it is and that's something of an accomplishment.
The
next story, "Stop Thief," originally appeared in Winter's
Crimes 24 (1992) and concerns a married couple, Peter and Coralie
Gates, who recently suffered a miscarriage and their lost has
affected Coralie's mental health. She has begun to shoplift from the
village stores and to Peter's absolute horror word is getting around
the much more modern minded, sympathetic village community ("I
don't want sympathy!"). I struggled to care about the story,
characters or what appeared to pass for a plot, but, fair's fair, the
ending pulled it together and delivered with a cruel twist.
"The
Long Way Round," first published in Winter's Crimes 4
(1974), is exactly the type of inverted mystery I enjoy the most. A
type of inverted mystery sometimes referred to as "A-Hoist-On-Their-Own-Petard" stories in which a carefully laid
crime or scheme falls apart based on a small, devilish detail –
which the oblivious culprit overlooked. One of the best-known
examples around these parts is William
Brittain's "The Man Who Read John Dickson Carr" (1965) and
John
Sladek's "You
Have a Friend at Fengrove National" (1968) deserves a nod. This
story is an excellent take on the best-laid plans of mice and men
often go awry. Leo and Melanie are married antique dealers traveling
to Cyprus to visit a troublesome relative, Uncle Ben, who
undeservedly inherited a big sum from his sister without sharing a
penny ("...he had merely said that at least he could now afford
to take himself off their hands..."). Leo has a foolproof plan
to rectify that mistake and inherit the money from his soon to be
late uncle. Only for a very tiny, but very important, detail to upset
his whole plan ("Oh, God, God!") with the setting being
more than just story dressing. Maybe my favorite short story from
this collection as a whole.

The
next story, "Fly, Said the Spy," originally appeared in Winter's
Crimes 15 (1983) and is an odd, but compelling, mixture of
espionage with domestic intrigue. A nuclear physicist working at a
secret research institute has been spilling secret for the past ten
years and getting paid for it, but now he has received a warning that
the gig is up. So now he either has to bite down on a cyanide capsule
or leave everything, including his wife, behind to start a new life
under a new name provided by the people who paid him. Not exactly my
thing, but not a bad story."Instrument
of Justice," published in Winter's Crime 13 (1981), reads
like a modern crime story, dark, grim and populated with flawed or
unpleasant characters, but the story is cleverly-plotted full with
unexpected twists and turns. The story begins with Frances Liley
reading the obituary of Oliver Darnell, "a painter of very
abstract pictures," who had been blackmailing Frances ("two
thousand a year...") with salacious photographs, but relieve
makes place for horror. She has to find the photographs before
someone finds them and sets out to ensure an opportunity to search
his studio. What should have been a relatively save, risk free
undertaking becomes a complicated situation when a murder is put in
her way. Cold, calculated manner ("she was not a nice person,
she thought") in which she takes care of both the blackmail
material and the murderer makes "Instrument of Justice" the
standout story of this collection. A plot, no matter in what shape
it's bend or twisted, can do wonder even for the darkest, grittiest
of crime material.
The
next two stories are not particularly interesting, nor memorable,
short-shorts originally published in the Evening Standard. "Suicide" (1963) revolves around two questions: did the dead
woman found in an old quarry take her own life or was she murdered
and why would she or her killer leave on the car's headlights? "Look
for Trouble" (1964) brings the police to a hair salon following a
string of burglaries and a murder. Short, not bad and completely
forgettable.
"Justice
in My Own Hand," originally published in Winter's Crimes 20
(1988), reads like a patchwork of ideas and plot points from other
stories in this collection without improving on any of them. So not
much to say about this story, except that I didn't care about it.
Fortunately, the last two stories end this collection on a high note.
"The
Handbag," originally serialized in two-parts in July 2 and July 9,
1960, publication of The Star Weekly Magazine, is the exact
opposite of the previous story. It reads like the Golden Age has
recently passed away, but its presence (or spirit) is still lingering
around the place. Dorothy Clare's father recently passed away when an
old friend, Vivian Alford, appeared out of nowhere to take her away
for a much deserved break from grieving, but their holiday
destination turns out to be a
small, grayish inn – somewhere in the bleak, rainy border country.
Dorothy slowly begins to believe Vivian has an ulterior motive to
drag her along to that place. A suspicion that becomes stronger when
Vivian strong arms her into coming along on a sightseeing expedition
of Harestone House ("it's hundreds of years old..."). A
strange house tour conducted by the blind owner of the house, Mrs.
Hunter, during which both Vivian and a priceless cup go missing. So
what happened? A modern crime story with all the trappings of a
classic country house mystery complete with slippery red herrings.

The
collection closes out with a story that could have easily been
rewritten as a slightly lengthier Jonas P. Jonas short story. "Sequence of Events," originally published in Winter's Crimes
9 (1977), brings the celebrated Evening Standard reporter Peter
Hassall to the village of Newton St. Denis. Hassall is writing a
series of articles on forgotten murders, but always ends up solving "the problems which, over the years, had baffled the police."
This story reads like the first in a series tells of the first
forgotten murder Bassall investigated. The murder of Dr. Joseph
Armiger, a retired researcher, who several years ago was found beaten
to death next to a letter box in the village and the main suspects
were a gang of boys on motor-cycles ("...seen that evening
driving wildly through the village"). But no case against them
could be made. So, five years later, Bassall travels to the village
to make inquiries, but found nothing new until speaking with a local
mystery writer, Everard Crabbe. And he has a story to tell. Or, to
use his own words, "all I'm telling you about is a sequence of
events." A sequence of events centering on a neighborly feud
Armiger and Albert Riddle over stolen coronations, vandalized gardens
and threats. The ending presents the reader with two possible
solution: a simple, sordid and uncomplicated explanation and a more
complicated one echoing a very famous detective story. Needless to
say, I prefer Crabbe's sequence-of-events interpretation of events,
but, either way, a solid story to close out this collection.So,
all in all, The Casebook of Jonas P. Jonas and Other Mysteries
is a surprisingly good, nicely balanced selection of short stories
considering how far most of the stories are outside of my wheelhouse,
but, looking back over the review, I liked more of them than
expected. Most of the short-shorts are flimsy and forgettable, except
the first two featuring the titular detective, but only "Justice in
My Own Hands" truly disappointed. And while I didn't care for the
majority of the story, most of the time, I admired how Ferrars manage
to turn me around right at the end ("Custody," "The Trap" and "Stop Thief"). More importantly, "The Long Way Round," "Instrument of Justice" and the last two stories are first-rate
short crime-and detective stories which gave me something different
to chew. A little different than what usually gets reviewed on this
blog, but variation is the spice of life and this collection shows
our genre has plenty of variety to offer.
I
suppose the biggest takeaway from The Casebook of Jonas P. Jonas
is that Ferrars, who debuted in 1940, could just as easily turn her
hands at modern crime fiction in all its gory, depressing grittiness
as a good, old-fashioned whodunit. So I'll also bump Give a Corpse
a Bad Name up a few places on the big pile.